Mission: The office is full of coworkers performing repetitive, irritating behaviors at their desks. Locate each source of disruption — by ear — and neutralize it with office supplies.

🎧 Turn your sound ON. Every annoyance is positional: the louder and more to one side it is, the closer that coworker. You can hear a keyboard slammer from four cubicles away. The more annoyance you can hear, the faster your Frustration Meter fills.

Controls: WASD move • Mouse look • Left-Click throw • Right-Click aim • Space jump • Shift sprint • Ctrl crouch (lowers HR) •Scroll/1–7 switch • Esc release mouse

🚀 The nuclear option: fill the Frustration Meter completely and an airstrike is authorized. Head to your own desk in the back-left corner, grab the glowing red phone (F), and call a missile down on whoever you're facing. It clears a whole blast radius. Use it well — it takes a long time to recharge.

The peaceful option: walk up to a coworker and press N to talk it out — offer a cougher a Mucinex, ask a shouter to pipe down, decline the guru's advice. It costs no HR, but it's a coin flip: 50% they stop, 50% they get worse. Violence is reliable; diplomacy is cheaper but risky.

Power vs. health: coworkers have HP and supplies have power. A paper ball chips away; a thrown monitor or office chair drops almost anyone in one hit. Heavier = fewer hits but slower and more incriminating.

Watch your witnesses 👁. If another coworker can see you when you land a hit, HR suspicion spikes — the more eyes on the act, the worse. The top-right tells you how many can currently see you (🙈 unseen is safe). Cubicle walls block sight lines, so strike when no one's looking.

Frustration unlocks heavier ordnance (Nerf Blaster → stapler → keyboard → monitor → chair). Landing a hit from across the office triggers an epic long-shot. But every throw raises HR Suspicion — max it and you're escorted out. Restore the silence before HR catches on.